FTL drives: unsafe at any speed
Reaching 200K events/sec
Language Power
Pipelining requests
Core language concepts
Getting started in software
Schadenfreude
A Clojure benchmarking thing
Assault rifle bans won't be sufficient
Firearm homicides vs gun prevalence
Riemann: longs and doubles
The present will not be recognizable
Slab to table, in seven days
William Morris
Riemann 0.1.3
The Future of Riemann
Burn the Library
My house, growing up
CELL: a terrible place for a library
Church
Minecraft: A Pattern Language
Saltillo
Where's the HFT information gradient?
Cheerleading
Context switches and serialization in Node
Ninja 250 + New Zealand = joy
What is concurrency?
Let's broaden the discussion
Configuration and scope
Eliminating reflection
Riemann Recap: Client Libraries and Performance
Riemann 0.1.0
Riemann: Breaking the 10k barrier
Highway One
It Boggles the Mind
Why is the RAM always gone?
Endian-ness
Do not expose Riak to the internet
Riak-pipe mapreduce
Oracle, on NoSQL
Systems Security: A Primer
Progressive House
It's always DNS's fault
Scaling at Showyou
Unsafe thread concurrency with fork
Lesser known leader election algorithms
Hello, law enforcement!
Technology Review Fail
Wedding Invitation
Jumping the GagaShark
Searching for a Place in San Francisco
Zlib unzip without header or CRC checks
The District Burns Alone Tonight
Approach women like animals
Enrique ln(glesias)
Gay cards
Erlang tattoo
Scaling up
