Unix Wizard: A Week in Whiteboard Sketches

Over the past few days, systems administrator Aphyr has been capturing the week's IT incidents as quick whiteboard doodles, prompted by a suggestion from his boss, Laird. The sketches chronicle a series of real-world troubleshooting sagas, from routine maintenance to a potentially catastrophic hardware scare.

Tuesday's work involved repairing a file transfer box after an apt upgrade broke SFTP by updating dependent libraries. The fix required reconstructing the chroot environment with the aid of ldd.

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Wednesday was spent expanding the monitoring setup, adding fresh check scripts and data sources to Cacti to graph mail relay queue lengths and system load averages among other metrics.

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By Thursday, the focus had shifted to cleanup duty, purging the heavily saturated file and download servers.

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Friday presented the most dramatic event: one ESX server reported irreparable damage to four of its six disks, prompting an automatic shutdown of the entire array to guard against data loss.

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In a fortunate twist, the RAID controller's grim diagnosis proved false; restoring the array configuration from disk brought everything back online without issue.