Halloween on Campus: Gorillas, Hair Dye, and a Missing Hand
Halloween has arrived. Around campus, Pechous has shaved and dyed his hair, turning him into a different person who nonetheless bears an uncanny resemblance to himself. Gorillas have been walking into the dining hall and sitting down with trays piled with bananas — the author can't tell whether that's for Halloween or sociology.
As for the author, the goal is to find materials to become a Mr. Hand. Whether that is feasible remains unclear.
Also: SLEEP NOW!
